Tuesday, May 26, 2009

24~05~09

今天。。
我和朋友一起去MCD。。
本来是说要一起做project的。。
但因为一些事情而不能做了。。
我们早上9点多就去了。。
去吃早餐。。午餐。。。
吃完早餐后就去玩..==
幼稚..xD
好笑的是。。。
我们去跟小孩子抢''地盘''(slide)@@
我们在那里拍了很多照片。。。


恬雯(好勤力噢~~)


( 我和张静)
(张静。。诗莹。。我。。)



(我和诗莹)



(我和家美)



wuu~look like ''全家幅''xD

~~finish~~
happie day^^
happie ending

我的英语够烂了...原来还有人的比我烂...请看....@@

老爸的英文情書


老爸一直以追到有校花之稱的老媽而自豪,但每次講到擄獲老媽芳心的致命關鍵的一封英文情書,老媽都笑的前俯後仰,經過我們一再催逼,老媽終於拿出老爸當年寫給她的情書,看了真的是OH!MY GOD!很有一套喔!

Dear wang litte sister:
親愛的王小姐
From see you one eye, I shit love you.
自從看到你的第一眼,我便愛上你。
Your eyes close, I die; your eyes open, I come back to live.
Your eyes close and open again and again,I die again and again.
妳的眼睛閉上,我就死了,你的眼睛打開,我又活過來,妳的眼睛貶啊貶,我就死去活來?

Maybe you do not remember me, no matter.
When you carefully look at me, you will one see clock.
也許你不記得我,沒有關係,當你仔細看著我,你就會一見鍾情.

I think l should introduce myself to you.
我想應該介紹一下自己。

I call Li big great. Toyear 25
我叫李大偉,今年25(今天是today,那麼今年就是toyear.至於偉就翻成great吧!)

My home have four mouth people-papa, mama, I and DD.
我家有四口人..爸爸、媽媽、我和弟弟。

I am a good man, in a big company work.
我是一個好男人,在一家大公司上班。

I do early sorry every day, so that I can have strong body to protect you.
我每天都做早操,這樣我會有強壯的身體來保護你。

Please come to eat and sleep with me, or I will cut my hair to be a monk,
and find a place where many monks live in to over my life;
請嫁給我吧,否則我將削髮為僧,找個廟來了此一生。

(實在想不起「嫁」字怎麼翻譯,好在頭腦靈光,嫁過來不就是和我吃住在一起。至於「廟」字,也不會翻譯,不過很多和尚住在一起的地方,就是廟。)

Like Your people
喜歡妳的人

Sunday, May 24, 2009

24/5/09

haiz...
long time din update my blog liao...
si guii computer la...
very slow lol
gt virus liao guaaa....
dunno wan write wat pun...
byee xD

Sunday, May 17, 2009

16~5~09

今天早上..
大概6.30酱醒...
然后做好全部东东了就去学校...
7.30酱就上去视听室...
开始上课...
..........
..................
......................
...........................
9.45-10.15 吃早餐 ..(太早)
继续上课...(打瞌睡就有....zzzZZzzz)
很闷列....
.......
...........
..................
1.15-1.45 吃午餐....
过后就是激励讲座..
就是这个...
令我笑翻了...
哈哈!
那个讲师...(王家祥)
我beh tahan 跟他...
就只是看到他的脸我就笑到...不会讲..
他讲很多笑话给我们听..
哈哈~
还唱歌...==
嘻嘻
4.00pm
又吃茶点...
它的食物...
好恶...yuack..~
最讨厌的就是华文课
讨厌讨厌讨厌讨厌!!!!!
那个老师很黑..又有胡须...
我本来还以为是马来人噢~xD
5.30pm
终于可以回家了....
yeah~~爽!
我跟诗莹一起走回
我老爸在义卖会买了超多的食物回来..
最好吃的是cheeze炒饭..hehe
吃了后就去玩电脑...
玩玩玩玩玩....
轮流冲凉...
继续玩电脑...
唱歌..-.-
神经了..xD
哈哈...
过后就去看戏...
10点多她就回家了...
我继续看戏...
又睡去..==

How are you going to tell the taxi driver.........????

Driver : Nak ke mana cik?
Penumpang : Saya nak ke bandar Sunway. Dekat jer, rumah saya kat Jalan Puki Mak U Lah... Driver : Cik, kita ni orang Melayu. Tak boleh ke gunakan bahasa yang lebih sopan.
Penumpang : Nak sopan macam mana lagi bang. Dah memang itu nama jalannya.
Driver : %$#@&*


.....==''

murid:selamat pagi cikgu!

Cikgu : (Menengking) Mengapa selamat pagi Sahaja? Petang Dan malam awak doakan saya tak Selamat?
Murid : Selamat pagi, petang Dan malam cikgu!
Cikgu : Panjang sangat! Tak pernah dibuat oleh Orang! Kata selamat sejahtera! Senang Dan Penuh Bermakna.Lagipun ucapan ini meliputi Semua Masa Dan keadaan.
Murid : Selamat sejahtera cikgu!
Cikgu : Sama-sama, duduk!
Dengar sini baik-baik. Hari ini cikgu nak uji kamu semua tentang Perkataan Berlawan. Bila cikgu sebutkan Perkataannya, Kamu semua mesti menjawab dengan Cepat, lawan bagi Perkataan-perkataan itu, faham?
Murid : Faham, cikgu!
Cikgu : Saya tak mahu Ada apa-apa gangguan.
Murid : (senyap)
Cikgu : Pandai!
Murid : Bodoh!
Cikgu : Tinggi!
Murid : Rendah!
Cikgu : Jauh!
Murid : Dekat!
Cikgu : Keadilan!
Murid : UMNO!
Cikgu : Salah!
Murid : Betul!
Cikgu : Bodoh!
Murid : Pandai!
Cikgu : Bukan!
Murid : Ya!
Cikgu : Oh Tuhan!
Murid : Oh Hamba!
Cikgu : Dengar ini!
Murid : Dengar itu!
Cikgu : Diam!
Murid : Bising!
Cikgu : Itu bukan pertanyaan, bodoh!
Murid : Ini ialah jawapan, pandai!
Cikgu : Mati aku!
Murid : Hidup kami!
Cikgu : Rotan baru tau!
Murid : Akar lama tak tau!
Cikgu : Malas aku ajar kamu!
Murid : Rajin kami belajar cikgu!
Cikgu : Kamu Gila!
Murid : Kami siuman!
Cikgu : Cukup! Cukup!
Murid : Kurang! Kurang!
Cikgu : Sudah! Sudah!
Murid : Belum! Belum!
Cikgu : Mengapa kamu semua bodoh sangat?
Murid : Sebab saya seorang pandai!
Cikgu : Oh! Melawan!
Murid : Oh! Mengalah!
Cikgu : Kurang ajar!
Murid : Cukup ajar!
Cikgu : Habis aku!
Murid : Kekal kami!
Cikgu : O.K. Pela

Friday, May 15, 2009

walao ehh

明天..
我校(商务小学)
举办了一个UPSR卓越研讨会(不知道什么来)
我...陈欣琪...突然觉得自己很很很很很很笨...
做么那时要去报名参加咧....
明天早上7.20之前就要到学校...
下午5.30才能会啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊啊~~~~~
要死了....==
这次是真的死了..
不能带电话去!!!!!
但我才管他..照带去!
没有电话会mati 的....==
walao ehh.....
haiz.....!

15~5~09

哟~~~~~~~~~~
又在生病了...
咳...T.T
上次电脑差点就要''起车''(hokkien)
吓死我...
是我朋友的都知道我的pattern..
每天一定要on9..on9..
幸好....
终于考完试了....
知道一些成绩了...
没眼看=='

Monday, May 11, 2009

alamak..~!

咳..
今天考试...
考 science 和 math ...
最讨厌这两个科目了...
讨厌+讨厌+讨厌+讨厌~~~!!!!!!!!
math...
还好...不是说难到怎样...
science 咧...
死了咯...
si pekk 难啊!
道德知道分数了...
才91%罢了..T.T
跟以前比的话..
alamak...~
没眼看...==

Saturday, May 9, 2009

**09 / 05 / 2009**

今天是卫塞节..
一早...就被爸爸跟姐姐叫醒了...
昨晚很迟才睡..又要早醒...
zzZZzz
化妆...做这个..做那个..
...
........
.............
等姐姐的时候...
我就拿她的电话来拍照...


''这张太暗了''

我们11点多才去拜拜..
很塞车..
在车里差点就睡去了...
我不知道我去的地方是哪里啦..
总之很多人就是了..
拜完后就去吃午餐..
爸爸带我们去pm 吃..
过后去shopping..
hehe..xD
.....
回家....
过后家美来我家...
本来是说要讨论功课的..
哪里知道....
又在大唱....xD
siao za bo 一族..
hehe xD

Thursday, May 7, 2009

无聊人做的事....

最近都很闷啊...
很少跟姐出去了..
而且..
现在又考试..
更死..
所以我就一整天在家玩电脑罢了咯...
我常玩的是[[dance online]]
蛮好玩的啦..
我太无聊了..
拍下了video ..xD

[[couple mode]] 歌名:jenny


我是蓝色名字的...^^
很不爽就是...死鬼不懂是谁..一直遮住我...==



这是我最喜欢的online games ..^^

but i more like sdo...

哈哈!

今天学校考试..
考道德..
sii pekk容易..
哈哈!
但错3题...==
因为没读书...有读书的话嘛能拿满分了喽...
因为还没加实践的分数..
所以不知道几分...
lol..
会拿...
9分?
8分?
7分?
6分?
5分?
4分?
3分?
2分?
1分?
0分?(放心..不可能)
我在老师面前是好学生...
(gao ke si o.O..hahax xD)
但回到家不懂变成什么了...
不用说回到家...
在学校参跟朋友时就不懂变成什么了...==
talk lk samseng...xD
bla bla bla .....
wat topic oso can talk...
talk ka bad word oso can say out...==
hahax

Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Rules and regulation of the tag:All 21 people must do unless you don't have a blog or you have done it b4.Write the names of 21 friends you can think of in your head.And then answer the questions.Say you're guessing if you don't know,but at least guess on all of them.After doing this,tag your 21 unlucky friends to do the same.





1.celine
2.angelince
3.xiiaoguii
4.zi yun
5.sebastian
6.wan chen
7.ashley
8.felicia
9.jason
10.leslene
11.yen
12.mei nee
13.zhenying
14.johnson
15.eunice
16.yee teng
17.yu tian
18.tee beng
19.yong pin
20.teoh jing
21.jacqueline

1. How did you meet 7?
when i 5 years old

2. What would you do if you and 15 had never met?
i will lost a friend

3. What would you do if 20 and 1 dated?

dunno...=.=

4. Have you seen 17 cried?

gt...

5. Would 4 and 16 make a good couple?

yaaa...i thnk...xD

6. Do you think 11 is attractive?

yup lol......
7. What is 2's favourite colour?

pink ..i thnk
8.When was the last time you talked to 9?

today..(tuesday)
9. What language does 8 speaks?

mandarin...hokkien
10. Who is 13 going out with?

his friend la abo...==
11. Would you ever date 17?

nope...never..
12. Where does 18 live?

penang...
13. What is the best thing about 4?

active..
14. What would you like to tell 10 right now?

u is my gud friend^^
15. What is the best thing about 20?

erm....good-natured
16. Have you ever kiss 2?

im nt lessbian kay....
17. What is the best memory you have of 5?

erm...he very lk to say ''lol'' ...==
18. When's the next time you're going to see 4?

2molo go skul
19. How is 7 different from 6?

gender
20. Is 2 pretty?

okok lo..
21. What was your 1st impression of 15?

very gud..hehe^^
22.How did you meet 3?

she is my sis.wan hw to say?at home?when im still a baby?
23. Is 15 your best friend?

yup lol..
24. Do you hate 12?

no ! impossible
25. Have you seen 18 in the last month?

yaa..
26. When was the last time you saw 16?

last week on the last
27. Have you been to 5's house?

nope..
28. When's the next time you'll see 10?

2molo (wednesday)
29. Are you close to 11?

b4 only...
30. Have you been to the movies with 4?

nope
31. Have you gotten in trouble with 8?

gt...i thnk
32. Would you give 19 a hug?

die pun dunwan !!!!!!!!!!!!==
33. When have you lied to 3?

dunno lol...==
34. Is 11 good at socializing?

ya gua...
35. Do you know a secret about 8?

nope...she dunwan let me noe...==
36. Describe the relationship between 12 and 18.

they never meet
37. What's the best thing about your friendship with 9?

erm....lk joking
38. What's the worst thing about 6?

hw i noe ...?
39. Have you ever had a crush on 12?

no..im nt lessbian
40. How long have you known 2?

4 years
41. Does 11 have any girlfriend/boyfriend?

dunno..i thnk gt gua...
42. Have you ever wanted to punch 1 in the face?

yaa...haha xD
43. Has 21 meet your parents?

yup
44. How did you meet 1?

since kindergarten so..wan 10 years liao le
45. Did you ever accidentally physically hurt 3?

ya gua...
46. Do you live close to 7?

b4....now no..
47. What is 8's favourite food?

erm...maggie mee?
48. What kind of car does 1 have?

she din hv lessen yet
49. Have you travelled anywhere with 9?

no gua...forget ..xD
50. If you give 14 a $100, what would she/he spend it on?

nt my business...gv tio gv d...i din care

Monday, May 4, 2009

谢天谢地 o.O

今天去到学校...
就像平常一样咯..
准备默写...(没有读到...忘记...)==
所以就赶快读咯...
幸亏还会一点...
默写完过后..
家美跑过来跟我说...
:''今天考 science 咧...''
死了...
当场傻去..
一页都没读到...
在体育节时...
因为下雨没有体育...
就乘机拿出来读咯...
过一下校长走进来问我们全班...
: ''你们知道今天有考 science 吗?''
他们都说知道..
就只有我不知道...==
我本来以为是星期2才考的嘛...
哎哟...
过一下...
副校长向同学们报告说
: ''science & math 考试换去下个星期...''
哈哈..!
真的是谢天谢地o.O
^^
开心.......

~~ 3 / 5 / 09 ~~

昨天晚上..
我的姨丈请吃..
吃海鲜...^^
我不懂那边的路名...
我只懂得吃....xD
哈哈..
离我家很...很....很.....很....很 ...远就是了...
出门之前拍了一张照片...
脸看起来很爱睡...=.=


到那边时已经9点多了...
吃....
.......
.........
...........
11点多回...
吃太胞了....
吃太多...=.=
(不肥才怪咧)
因为很累了...
在车里面睡去...
但回到家时又不能睡...
奇怪....
所以就上线....
12点多1点才去睡...
结果被妈妈骂...==

Sunday, May 3, 2009

恶梦

昨天晚上...
我大概12点多就睡了..
但没有完全入睡..
昨天连续整夜都在下雨..
大约早上5点多才睡...
==
那时....
我做了一场恶梦...
我梦到了某某人...
内容我不能说...
我只知道...
11点多我惊醒了..
赶忙跑去厕所...
因为害怕...
我哭了...流泪了...T.T
幸亏爸妈没看到...

Saturday, May 2, 2009

==

today morning...
wake up..
wash face..
bath...lol
dhen..
after have my breakfast..
i watch tv....
me watch cartoon..== (chill)
agak 12 p.m. lk tat..
father fetch me go take IC..
hehe..happie^^
when me on the way go take IC..
im happie...
but leh hor...
after c tio my IC..
i wan cry out..
the ppl dunno hw take de..
too bright laa...
aduh...
geram lorhx...
photographs of people do not like that I...
haiz...
geram + geram + geram!!!!!
==

Friday, May 1, 2009

yor~

jz now...8:30p.m.
father go out liao...
dhen my mom tio faster fetch me go do spectacle
bc..
if let father noe...
me sure die de ...==
i do de spectacle...
red colour o.O
but ngam me la..
hehe...
wear spectacle look more ugly...
lol...==
but tio force de...
boo huat...
must wear...
yor...~T.T